Yeah, since I’m so busy with Criminal Minds, I had to do something like this 
Looked up several sites for them and I just couln’t stop laughing…against of all the darkness we need a little humour
So pick your favourite one (at the end of the post) and share it with me!
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Garcia: He who seeks the “Queen of All Knowledge,” speak and be recognized.
Reid: Garcia, we’re sending you some cigarettes.
Garcia: Why not a flesh-eating virus? It’ll be faster and far less painful.
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[Morgan and Garcia are speaking to each other on the telephone. Morgan has placed her on speaker phone so that the other investigators in the room can hear Garcia's information]
Penelope Garcia: Hiya, baby.
Derek Morgan: Hey baby girl. We need to talk.
Penelope Garcia: PG or NC17?
Derek Morgan: You’re on speaker phone.
Penelope Garcia: I charge extra for groups.
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And the links:
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Criminal_Minds
http://www.tvloop.com/criminal-minds/show/quotes/top10/penelope-garcia-1218
http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0024267/quotes
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27/08/2009 at 18:08 Permalink
Hi,
I like the one where she says she charges extra for groups. I just love those two characters together, and the writers for Garcia are lucky to have such a soul who can pull off the flirty banter!
Carla
28/08/2009 at 13:22 Permalink
Hi there,
Yeah, they are cute together and all those moments when they flirt!
Just love them!
12/12/2009 at 01:26 Permalink
Garcia allows for the rest of the females that are intelligent in some manner to still be fun loving and energetic.
31/05/2010 at 21:06 Permalink
Hi Garcia,
lol they’re both funny.
I personally like both of them. I think you and Derek are great and you always make me smile when you two flirt together lol.
I also love the one about the cigarettes with ♥Dr. Spencer Reid bc i smoke and I understand where you are coming from there
This is also funny because me and my boyfriend’s mom have a thing where she is absolutely in love with Derek Morgan, but I am completely and utterly infatuated with my ♥ Dr. Spencer Reid.
31/07/2010 at 21:36 Permalink
LOL.. like the group one.
The funny part is that the garcia/morgan banter is actually how the 2 actors are in real life
acroding to this clip…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JynB4uDcyyE